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  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• The most violent sport of all has to be hunting--if you consider it a sport.
  After all, a hunter sneaks up on his prey. That's not very sporting....
• Krusty: I'm going to personally spit in every 50th Krusty Burger!
  Homer: I like those odds! Episode: the one when krusty gives away food based on how well the US does in the olympics....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use open-source software in the California governme
  > This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men....
• Marge: [through Homer's fuzzy vision] Homer! Homer, he's not going to get tired.
  You've got to hit him back. Hit him back! Home...
• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remarks about Commander William Riker (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Tell him to loosen up. God, he's stiff even for a military man....
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....