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  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• An ancient pagan, who in pagandom was renowned and praised for his wisdom, sailed on the same ship with a wicked man.
  When the ship was in distress the wicked man lifted up his voice in prayer, but the wise man said to him...
• She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.
• Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister.
• My Kid beat up your HONOR STUDENT!!! Nyaaahhhh!
• On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick tomatoes.
  Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks....