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• Now, if I could get my hands on this General Failure....
• Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream, I wonder how the old folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face, She left me not knowing what to do.
  Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you, Carefree Highway, you seen better days, The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes, Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you....
• My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.
• I need two hands to wave, not just one.
• Writing is not hard. Just get paper and pencil, sit down and write it as it occurs to you.
  The writing is easy- it's the occurring that's hard. -- Stephen Leacock...
• Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.
  I just don't feel challenged. Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation....
• I wave my private parts at your auntie
• I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...