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I Spilled Spot Remover On My Dog... Now He's Gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone.
-- Stephen Wright
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While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
.. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
.." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
.. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....