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• How the hell does this thing work?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• If love is blind, how does love at first sight work?
• It was real useful....as a paperweight.
• Gun bans work! Just look how safe New York City is!
• Amigas are great for multitasking - paperweight AND doorstop.
• Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace.
  -- Frederick W. Taylo...
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
• You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.