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My mama done tol' me...
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When I was a little bitty baby my mama done rock me in the cradle...
Mama told me not to come.
NOT the Mama!!
My next-door neighbor's little girl, 16 years old, pretty little girl--showed up just as pregnant as she could be.
Her mama hit the ceiling. She said, "Who done it?...
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Mama told me there'd be years like these.
My woman she done left me My children left me too My mule done kicked my kidneys And my income tax is due.
-- Dave Barry, "Music To Get Rich By...
Rock and roll Hoochy-koo; lawdy mama, light my fuse! -- Rick Derringe
My papa said son, don't let the man get you and do what he done to me. -- John Fogerty