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My Woman She Done Left Me My Children Left Me Too My Mule Done Kicked My Kidneys And My Income Tax Is Due.
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My woman she done left me
My children left me too
My mule done kicked my kidneys
And my income tax is due.
-- Dave Barry, "Music To Get Rich By"
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