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• I 'll woo her as the lion wooes his brides. -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act i, Sc. 1
• In the first days Of my distracting grief, I found myself As women wish to be who love their lords.
  -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act i, Sc. 1...
• The man that lays his hand upon a woman, Save in the way of kindness, is a wretch Whom 't were gross flattery to name a coward.
  -- John Tobin (1770-1804) -- The Honeymoon, Act ii, Sc. 1...
• Like Douglas conquer, or like Douglas die. -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act v, Sc. 1
• A rude and boisterous captain of the sea. -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act iv, Sc. 1
• Didst thou never hear That things ill got had ever bad success?
  And happy always was it for that son Whose father for his hoarding went to hell?...
• I will instruct my sorrows to be proud; For grief is proud, and makes his owner stoop.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
• My father is credit manager at a funeral home. His bosses have a card that they hand out.
  It says Thank You for Smoking -- Your local undertaker....
• Who may, in the ambush of my name, strike home. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act i, Sc.
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