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• I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started.
  To grow without is not to grow within. -- Dave Wine...
• If you gave up sex, our children wouldn't have to deal with yours!
• Semantics teaches us to watch our prejudices...Semantics is the propagandist's worst friend.
• The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• PKZip 3.0 - the hope of our grandchildren!
• Marge: You won't be watching these cartoons any more.
  Ever. Lisa: But Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots....