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• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
  Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet....
• Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
  Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...
• he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
  Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
  Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?...
• Bart: Mom, guess what? Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
  Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary....
• Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
  Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
• Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax. [baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes] Marge
  It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty....