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• Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel. -- Greener's Law
• Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
• You just can't go to a public swimming pool and splash around anymore.
  Everyone's swimming laps now. Some guy jumped in behind me and said, "How long are you gonna be using this lane, dude?...
• My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people
  hose who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group...
• My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people
  hose who do the work and those who take the credit....
• I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
  I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent....
• I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
  I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent....