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• If Everton were playing down at the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.
• I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
• We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.
• I say we ride down to Danny's and steal his tagline file.
• A hundred years ago we were much smarter; then you lived until you died and not until you were just run over.
  -- Will Roge...
• I'd love to, but... It's my parakeet's bowling night. -- 8 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• My father was having a lot of security problems in his lingerie store because women were stealing underwear in the dressing rooms.
  He installed cameras in there. He's still getting ripped off but he makes it all back on the video sales....
• Hey! Stop Playing with my memory!