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My Third Pet Is .BATty; My Fourth Is MOUSEY.
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My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
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My cat dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "friend and confidant.
On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
My lovely living boy, My hope, my hap, my love, my life, my joy.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, Fourth Day, Book ii...
GOOD-NIGHT, everybody.. Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my pet LEISURE SUIT!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I take my pet Lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat!
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
One hysterical woman screamed: ``They killed my babies!
They killed my babies!'' -- (UPI) Enraged pet owners curse cemetery owners, 7/9/91...