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  I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica....
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  I told my roommate, "Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica....
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  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....