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• She just lost ten pounds, she brushed her teeth.
• Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
• Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
• Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
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• Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
• Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots.
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