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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Lisa, you like homework. Could you fill out this form for me?
  Lisa: Well, all right. If you'll listen to the poem I just wrote....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
• Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
  Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....