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• The neighbor in the east who slaughters an ox Does not attain as much real happiness As the neighbor in the west With his small offering.
• I'm a tagline, I was a book prior to April 15th.
• Reduce taxes...run over a Democra
• UNTOLD WEALTH: What you left out on April 15th.
• Reality is the flaw in the perfection of nothingness.
  -- Nyarlathotep, Reed College, Portland, OR...
• The following memo appeared in the newsletter of the West Meria Public Health Council.
  "An innovative treatment has come to our attention that promises to significantly reduce absenteeism in our schools and workplaces....
• Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic?
  You get to see a lot of great places you'll never get to visit....
• Reduce taxes on rich = trickle down prosperity. -- Conservative idea #4
• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....