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• If you think this is funny, look in a mirror.
• Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel.
  Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel....
• But since life is cruel, to you and to me, here I am. -- Umberto Eco
• You won't find ME standing in front of a mirror weeping!
• Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.
• A book is like a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
  -- G. C. Lichtenberg...
• Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
• Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
• Nice guys can look themselves in the mirror.