Related:

• His brain needs training wheels.
• I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to hang yourself.
  And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure....
• An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man. -- Emerso
• If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
• IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT a couple of others guys think so too -- Research definitio
• Needs both hands to wipe his behind.