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• Guy Fawkes where are you now that we need you?
• Tillis's Organizational Principle: If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it.
  If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is....
• You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need. -- Vernon Howard
• Quote #359 Where's the Rheinheitsgoben when you need it? -- SubG
• I'm mentally OVERDRAWN! What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?
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