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NEIGHBOUR One Of Those People You Occasionally Smile At When Walking Down The Stree
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NEIGHBOUR
One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the
street, but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned
when your burglar alarm goes off when you're on holiday.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
KETTLE Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you to hear when it's finished, boil dry, explode and burn your house down.
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SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
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RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
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VAGRANT One of those people who make you feel guilty (for not giving them money) and angry (for them bothering you in the first place) at the same time.
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GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA