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• NEIGHBOUR One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the stree
  but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned when your burglar alarm goes off when you're on holiday....
• WORSHIP A be very humble to someone else, in the vain hope that they will grant you a wish.
  Worship may involve icons, idols, sacrifices, large cheques sent to the Bahamas, prayer, and drinking Kool-aid....
• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....
• MUSIC A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue] Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your brai
  and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)....
• GLASS Container which shatters at the most inconvenient and unexpected moments.
  Glasses are known to have properties that cause them to throw themselves out of people's hands....
• INTERDIGIT Another one of those words that no-one of any importance ever uses.
  Probably devised by the same guy who thought up "recalcitrant"....
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....