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Neither We Nor The Hun Favour Fighting Our Battles 'au Naturelle' But Sir, It's Artistic, It's.
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Neither we nor the Hun favour fighting our battles 'au naturelle'
But sir, it's artistic, it's...willing suspension of disbelief.
Well, I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at _my_ willy
suspension...
-- Edmund and George : Captain Cook
Related:
Temporary suspension of disbelief is a wonderful thing.
Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?
...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then....
I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
Oh, sir, just one thing. If we _should_ happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
...Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area....
Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your Uncle...! ...
In English we say, 'Good morning'... -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches!
Yours? ...That's right, _ours_... -- Edmund and George : Captain Cook...
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
.I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...