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Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir?
No...I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook
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The wimple suits you, Baldrick. But...it completely covers my face.
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Would you like some rat au vin to help you think? .
..Rat au vin? Yes. It's rat... ...thats been run over by a van....
Oh, come, come, sir - now, you can't deny that this newspaper is good for the morale of the men?
Certainly not. I just feel more could be achieved by giving them some _real_ toilet paper....
My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
.. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...