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Netnews Is Like Yelling, "Anyone Want To Buy A Used Car?" In A Crowded Theater.
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Netnews is like yelling, "Anyone want to buy a used car?" in a crowded theater.
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Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire. -- A Yippie Proverb
Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!
' in a crowded theater." -- Peter Venetokli...
Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five cents?
That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles....
People used to throw rocks at me for my clothes. Now they want to buy them. CYNDI LAUPER
If you want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, be an audience.
-- Tallulah Bankhead...
We are in the process of buying a home. When you buy a home you deal with realtors.
Realtors are people who did not make it as used-car salesmen. -- Bob Newha...
I want to buy some cheese...