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• To feel at home, stay at home. A foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable.
  It's designed to make its own people comfortable. -- Clifton Fadimya...
• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house....
• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house....
• You may be redneck... if your home is mobile but your car isn't.
• You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
• Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint.