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Never Ask A Bard To Play The Banjo.
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Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
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Play it again, bard.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
BANJO PLAYERS pluck with a stiff pick.
Never play poker with the Scarborough Bluffs.
Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".
