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• BASS PLAYERS just pluck a
• Guitar players have their pick.
• Be stiff!
• How many banjo players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way EARL (Scruggs) would have done it....
• Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
• Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
• Boardheads do it with stiff masts.
• CRYONICISTS stay stiff longe
• GOLFERS swing a stiff shaft.