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• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
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• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
  -- Robert Fro...
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• Every thought is a feat of association. -- Robert Fro
• The entire work force of the Communist countries is sunjected to periodic purges (called verifications in Newspeak).
  One of the most severe took place in 1957 when Novotny, rattled by the Hungarian Revolution the year before, tried hard to weed out "radishes" (red outside, white inside) from all but insignificant positions....
• Who is John Galt? An explorer, the greatest explorer that ever lived.
  The man who found the fountain of youth.John Galt spent years looking for it....
• Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. -- Kin Hubbard