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• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
  -- Robert Frost, "The Death of the Hired Ma...
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. -- Bob Hope
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
• Never ask of money spent. Where the spender thinks it went.
  Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent. -- Robert Fro...
• A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining.
• Cherry ripe, ripe, ripe, I cry, Full and fair ones,--come and buy!
  If so be you ask me where They do grow, I answer, there, Where my Julia's lips do smile,-- There 's the land, or cherry-isle....
• When you pour, it rains. -- Byrne's Law of Concreting
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...