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Never Been Better. Just Once I'd Like To Be Better. -- Norm Peterso
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Never been better. Just once I'd like to be better.
-- Norm Peterson
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Norm: Hey, everybody. All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.
] Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself....
Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Norm
Poor. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I meant `pour'....
Can't we all just get a beer? Norm Peterson.
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending. -- Cheers, Airport V Woody...
I like it better in the dark.
Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.] Norm
Afternoon, everybody! All: Anton! -- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm Woody...
It is better to be a has-been than one who never was.
Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah....