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Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, What Do You Say To A Cold One?
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Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers.
-- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah
Sam: Well, look at you. You look like the cat that
swallowed the canary.
Norm: And I need a beer to wash him down.
-- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah
Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
-- Cheers, Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2
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Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Norm
Poor. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I meant `pour'....
Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1 Woody: What's going down, Mr....
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?...
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending. -- Cheers, Airport V Woody...
Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit.
How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam...
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Let's talk about what's going *in* Mr.
Peterson. A beer, Woody. -- Cheers, Paint Your Office Sam...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up? Norm: The warranty on my liver.
-- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?...
Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Norm: Hey, everybody. All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.
] Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself....