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Never Believe In Mirrors Or Newspapers. -- John Osborne
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Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
-- John Osborne
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Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%.
And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer....
I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
-- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
Did you know that clones never use mirrors? -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
To never see a fool, you lock yourself in an empty room and break all the mirrors.