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• Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%.
  And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer....
• Believe 1% of what you see, and none of what you hear.
• The TV News Anchorman: Maury Po
• Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. -- John Osborne
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  -- Bullwinkle J. Moose...
• Don't believe anything you read and only half of what you see. -- Will Roge
• Do you believe in reason?