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Never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker.
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Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. -- Lyndon B. Johnso
Never try to get your pecker sucked in France. -- Frank Zappa, lyrics to "Down in France
A crank in armor will never harm her.
Plays pinochle with a poker deck.
SHCD: SHuffle Card Deck
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone....
The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets.
He's a few cards short of a deck.
Missing from his deck altogether.