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I Never Trust A Man Unless I've Got His Pecker In My Pocket. -- Lyndon B.
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I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson
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Eisenhower told me never to trust a Communist. -- Lyndon B. Johnso
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Freedom is not enough. -- Lyndon B. Johnso
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the Headline that afternoon would read
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I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
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Voting is the first duty of a democracy. -- Lyndon B. Johnson, former U.S. Preside