Never Drink Coke In A Moving Elevator. The Elevator's Motion Coupled With The Chemicals In Coke Produce Hallucinations.

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Never drink coke in a moving elevator.
The elevator's motion coupled with the
chemicals in coke produce hallucinations.
People tend to change into lizards
and attack without warning,
and large bats usually fly in the window.
Additionally, you begin to believe
that elevators have windows.

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