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• You have found an extremely long stairway going straight up.
  The stairs are grilled steel and the bannister is rubber....
• Take the steps, the elevator don't work.
• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
• The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag. -- Lynch's Law
• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• You have an unusual equpment for success. Be sure to use if properly.
• You have unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.