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Never Eat In A Place With Sliding Doors Unless You're Crazy About Raw Fish.
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Never eat in a place with sliding doors unless you're crazy about raw fish.
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If you had to look at Lee Iacocca and eat raw fish, you'd barf too.
Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
-- Confucius Say...
Avoid opening doors. You never know whats on the other side.
Being a viking, I eat raw software
In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
(chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...
No, we're never going to survive unless we get a little bit crazy. -- Seal