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Never Eat Crackers In Bed. -- Anonymou
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Never eat crackers in bed.
-- Anonymous
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There is no known way to make crackers crumble more efficiently than an attempt to eat them in bed.
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Never pet a porcupine. -- Anonymous Kid, Sesame Stree
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymou
Never eat with glowing hands!
Never judge a man's actions until you know his motives. -- Anonymou
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
The proper way to cook a cockatoo is to put the bird and an axhead into a billy.
Boil them until the axhead is soft. The cockatoo is then ready to eat. -- Anonymou...