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• Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
  -- Calvin Trilli...
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  In China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy Davis, Jr. -- "Alf
• The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
  The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trilli...
• Love to eat them mousies, Mousies I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble at they tiny feet.
  -- Kliba...
• 2 feet on the ground, 3 in the air The head of the living in the mouth of the dead.
  A person standing with a kettle over their head....