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Never Eat In A Restaurant Where There's A Photo Of The Chef With Sammy Davis, Jr. -- "Alf
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Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy
Davis, Jr.
-- "Alf"
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Never eat anything with suction cups. -- "Alf
Never eat in a restaurant where you see a cockroach bench-pressing a burrito. -- Pat McCormick
A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.
Never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
-- Calvin Trilli...
Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
NEVER eat children! You don't know where they've been!