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• Fish punsters are always ready to SPOUT off.
• Would all punsters please keep their gags in their mouths?
• Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have been, and never will be wrong.
  -- Walter Dwigh...
• I will not encourage others to fly.
• Old Japanese proverb: There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt.
  Fuji, and those who climb it twice....
• Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges, never.
  I want no interference from the hulking boob; is that clear?...
• The surest way to encourage violence is to give in to it.
• Never be angry when a fool acts like a fool. It's better when fools identify themselves.
  ..it removes so much uncertainty. -- Lord Peace...