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• Never encourage Politicians, Fools, or Punsters!
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck!
• Would all punsters please keep their gags in their mouths?
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• Two people kissing always look like fish.
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