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NEVER EVER Mess With A PCB Jumper You Don't Understand, Even If It's Labelled "SEX AND FREE BEER".
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NEVER EVER mess with a PCB jumper you don't understand, even if it's
labelled "SEX AND FREE BEER".
-- Dave Haynie
Related:
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.
' And for everybody that gets it for free there are thousands talking about how great it would be to get it....
God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter what style of fucking it practiced.
He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears....
God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter what style of fucking it practiced.
He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears....
Then there's the story of the man who avoided reality for 70 years with drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV, movies, records, a hobby, lots of sleep.
.. And on his 80th birthday died without ever having faced any of his real problems....