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• Everybody gets free BORSCHT! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• University: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and .
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• How about some patent on "(a+b)^2 == a^2 + 2ab + b^2"?
  Choose free software! -- Laurent Szyste...
• University, n.: Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to fix it, and .
  .....
• How does one conduct great enterprises in a city where people trail oxen with a broom and pan in hopes of getting a free surprise?
• Everybody lies about sex.
• Jargon Coiner (#4) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * FREE LECTURE: Attempting to explain the concepts of Linux, Open Source software, free software, and gift cultures to someone who is not familiar with them....
• Pantyhose = software: free installation available.