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Never Invite A Vampire In For A Bite.
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Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
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Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite. -- Survival Tip #3
With so many disease, its not safe for a vampire to bite anymore.
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Resident Vampire
SMILEY :-[ vampire
Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forge
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
To rest, the cushion and soft dean invite, Who never mentions hell to ears polite.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle iv, Line 149...