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• Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
• It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore.
• Besides, my teeth aren't what they used to be. I have some weird degenerate gum disease.
  It turns out even the Undead have to floss....
• Resident Vampire
• SMILEY :-[ vampire
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
• Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. -- Don Herold