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Never Jog While Wearing Wingtips--unless You Are Attending The Nerd Convention In Atlantic City.
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Never jog while wearing wingtips--unless you are attending the Nerd
Convention in Atlantic City.
-- Mark Russell
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Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young. -- Russell Bank
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester -- and never attending.
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Cou...
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twai...
I'd love to, but... I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
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I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist.