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• You'll change your definitions of "fat" and "ugly" to save your self-respect.
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
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• You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
• Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.
• Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
• I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!!!!